A Year In Quotes
January 1st, 2006
Well, it’s 2006. And that calls for 2 things…the first being summing up last year with quotes found in my old journal, quotes from my favorite people that all-in-all encompass the entire year. Second thing being busting out the survey I filled out last year around this time and filling it out again, complaring my answers with the ones of yester-year. That will come later today. But, as for now, here is ‘2005: A year in Quotes.”
| SweetBlonde324u: | i love you with all my heart i promise that too |
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| Phil Sinket: | shit myself |
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| Phil Sinket: | i think it is ghey |
| courterell: | yeah, i’ll have to second that |
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| joniwithaj: | i sent shampoo |
| Phil Sinket: | i ate it. |
| joniwithaj: | i am proud |
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| PatNBannan: | dude |
| PatNBannan: | you are wild |
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| Phil Sinket: | oh yeah dude i forgot to tell you - i have this back fungus and it has to be moisterized every night before i go to bed. |
| bigsal1984: | sick |
| bigsal1984: | can you see it |
| Phil Sinket: | haha im just kidding. |
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| Mike: | Andy, when is the last time you washed those jeans? |
| Andy: | 9 days ago. |
| Patrick: | How many times have you wore them? |
| Andy: | 9. |
| Everybody: | (shifty eyes) |
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| Phil Sinket: | SIDE-GAME |
| Phil Sinket: | patrick bannan comeon down! |
| Phil Sinket: | (cheers) |
| Phil Sinket: | okay patrick focus |
| PatNBannan: | eh |
| Phil Sinket: | I am going to think if a number 1 - 100 |
| PatNBannan: | where am i |
| Phil Sinket: | if you can guess the number |
| PatNBannan: | i don’t like games |
| Phil Sinket: | you dont have to get me a soda |
| Phil Sinket: | okay go |
| PatNBannan: | who’s woodchuck is this |
| PatNBannan: | 36 |
| Phil Sinket: | 52 |
| Phil Sinket: | get me a soda |
| PatNBannan: | and fuck you im not…ok ill get you a soda |
| Phil Sinket: | that game was fun |
| PatNBannan: | boo |
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| joniwithaj: | go ahead and skip class |
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| squeedlyspooch x: | you can keep your title as html guru now haha |
| Phil Sinket: | actually, they call me the kid |
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| Phil Sinket: | Love is like cookies - you spend a ton of time getting the ingredients and making the dough - then you put it in the oven and out comes a beautiful dessert. |
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| PatNBannan: | you seriously scare the hell out of me sometimes |
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| Josephyne: | What, you don’t like me? |
| Andy: | I didn’t say that. |
| Josephyne: | What’s that mean? |
| Andy: | You said it before I had the chance to. |
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| Phil Sinket: | If we went and sat on the polar ice cap, do you think we would notice it melting? |
| feeding me paint: | No. |
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| Phil Sinket: | So, you aren’t open to other religions? |
| joniwithaj: | ? |
| Phil Sinket: | I hear you oppose Judaism? |
| joniwithaj: | wrong screen ? |
| Phil Sinket: | No, you are mom, and you oppose people of the jewish faith. |
| joniwithaj: | that is not true and i am confused. |
| Phil Sinket: | Abby says you yelled at her for singing the dreidel song |
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| The Lone Soda: | Angie - the lady who sleeps in my bed at dad’s, the lady who once said, “Ben, I need to teach you how to make a bloody mary, because soon I am going to be too drunk to make my own.” |
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| The Lone Soda: | Perhaps a Santa Claus coat. |
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| Phil Sinket: | I am the fixer of computers. |
| xmidnightrunner: | haha |
| xmidnightrunner: | true story |
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| Phil Sinket: | I want our grass to look nice if Tony Hawk is coming over |
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| The Lone Soda: | I thought he wanted to be a minor league ball player. |
| Phil Sinket: | He is succeeding at being a major league douchebag |
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| hamlet013: | you have tons of talent |
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| Obxbeachant: | lisa rented a hall throw a big graduation party, valerie came and took the money, and left with boyfriend. they rented an apartment and are now living together |
“to quote our village elder, Andy Clark: “you guys obviously don’t know how important you pinkie finger is, how else are you going to eat ranch dressing out of your belly button.”"
-Patrick Bannan
“Think of the instructor that is the worst instructor. The one that personally hates you. Thats type of person you are going to work for. Thats type the person you are going to marry.”
- Leon Salvyon
“That’s a great rule of thumb, don’t date her unless she fits in a bathtub”
-Benson Clark